I am fresh out of things to write about today, so I will share my Email Lament with you, which I wrote in protest of all the junk that gets forwarded to me.
Email Lament
Please! No more flowers,
No more Bunnies,
No more promises of money!
No more “Send this
To eight friends
Then you’ll have big bucks to spend!”
No more “Microsoft will pay,
They have dough to give away.”
I can pray without restraint,
Don’t need help from clip-art saints.
That kid’s not missing,
She’s just fine.
That scam began in ’99.
I’m sick of scares, so send me none.
Go check your facts at Snopes.com.
Send this on or trash today,
Your luck won't change much either way.
Please! No more flowers,
No more Bunnies,
No more promises of money!
No more “Send this
To eight friends
Then you’ll have big bucks to spend!”
No more “Microsoft will pay,
They have dough to give away.”
I can pray without restraint,
Don’t need help from clip-art saints.
That kid’s not missing,
She’s just fine.
That scam began in ’99.
I’m sick of scares, so send me none.
Go check your facts at Snopes.com.
Send this on or trash today,
Your luck won't change much either way.
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